Primary Target

Primary Target is a closed Union created by haishish on 3rd December 2015 at 00:13:26 (A.O.I  time frame). This Union is constantly active due to haishish recruiting absurdly active members. How he did this was questioned by NYREN and he simply replied 'I have my ways :3. Oh that troll..........

Members
Primary Target has seen a number of members removed due to inactivity. The first one to go was during the A Call to Arms:Heavy Target due to...............reasons. And then, a wave of members got the boot due to not assisting and inactivity during the event. NYREN refers to this as 'haishish-sempai-sama's Absurdly-Chaotic-MLG-Cray-Cray-Boom-Boom-All-Night-All-Out-Wrath-of-Powaaaah'. That bull honky was followed up by a wave of request for joining. And then more people got the boot. Woopty Friggin Do. Anyways, here's the list of members as of now!

-haishish [Founder]

-Emo

-NYREN

-Nacchan

-SiliX

-Sekani

-walfran

-thunder

-Asuna

-Brian13021Meyer

-Dre

-QuirkyLittleWest

-Johnny Gothicore

-EternalFeather5

-angeling

-Shinigami Ying

-Shadow

-kitty1

-Katheryn

LINE Group Chat
So..........yeah. We have LINE. Yay. Anyhow, haishish decided that the message boards where absurdly inconvenient and decided to have a LINE Group Chat. When he did finally downloaded it, NYREN messaged him for a while. He then said that he's going to make the group chat later that day. NYREN waited for about 5 hours before haishish comes back saying that he doesn't know how to make one. So, NYREN made the group chat, invited haishish, went through Hell, Heaven, Mt.Olympus and back to find thunder's profile, and then haishish pestered the living crap out of Emo to get LINE, Emo downloaded LINE, haishish invited him to the group, and then magically got QuirkyLittleWest and EternalFeather5 ID, continuing with NYREN going through all but 15 minutes to find and confirm SiliX'S ID, following up with NYREN asking Sekani if he was interested to join the group and then after a few hors invited him to the group. The End. For now. Was that brief enough?

RULES? Rules
Did I mention we have rules? No? Ok here we are;

1. Be active when possible. Please.

2. Follow rule numder 1 without question.

3. Follow rule number 2 without question.

4. Accept your punishment if you break the rules without question.

[By the way the punisher is NYREN. The punishment he will conduct is Spamming Bad Jokes at the rule breaker's message boards]

Introduction [FINALLY]
Um.......hi.

Trivia Time!
-haishish first met NYREN in the Union called 'Zoo Crew'

-Emo has been called Elmo before

-QuirkyLittleWest's grandma's cofee maker sounds like a crying dog when heating up and a sinister laughing villain when poring

-During A Call to Arms: Heavy Target's Final Battle, Primary Target mercilessly bashed an AFK Union

-NYREN is always short on Crowns

-QuirkyLittleWest does not like Justin Beiber's voice

-NYREN plays both the English and Japnese servers for the game

-NYREN has a grudge against The Valley of Death map

-QuirkyLittleWest and NYREN hate summer

-Emo hates mornings and Christmas shopping

-NYREN got Mona (Christmas) in the Japanese server but not in the English server much to his demise

-Sekani and NYREN hate Nimrod

-SiliX has downloaded 'Hello' by Adelle onto her phone

-Emo has more 7 star cards then NYREN even though NYREN is a higher level then him

-NYREN has attempted to sell Jolasveinar on the bazaar twice for a Midack but failed miserably

-Emo can cook

-Krampus gave NYREN nightmares once

-NYREN has a complete up to date database on every unit in the game on his USB

-Emo went to watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens in the cinema

-QuirkyLittleWest and NYREN were having a chat online when randomly QuirkyLittleWest said 'Be right back'. NYREN ended up waiting a solid hour

-NYREN has stated before that haishish looks like a ghostbuster

Closure
Thank you everyone for reading this page! I appreciate it greatly and well......look I have nothing else to say.

-Written by NYREN of Primary Target